Free Services

I bet you went, "Oooh.  Free!" and clicked this in a hot minute, didn't you?  Of course you did.  Don't worry, I would too.

Don't get too excited, though.

We keep our free stuff kind of limited.  Here's what we'll do for free/a name in the credits:

A quick once over of something short (less than 5000 words) where all we have to do is tell you it's crap or not.  (Do note that if we're not busy and we actually really like what you have, we might offer up some more services free of charge because we want to see you go places more than we want to see money.  But you'd better mention us somewhere in the finished product or we will be super cross and you will have to bribe us to get back into our good graces.)

If you are an indie game maker, we might help you out with getting the writing to mesh with the gaming, but our criteria are kind of strict for that.  If you're interested in seeing if we'll help, contact us with what your project is and we'll see how we feel about it.

If you need some basic writing advice, we will also give that free of charge.  Just use the contact form and we will try to get back to you as soon as possible.  Keep in mind we don't have all the answers and "I don't know" might be our answer, but we will do our best to give you an actual useful answer.

If you have something small and simple (speech, essay, etc) contact us and tell us what it is and we'll let you know if we're bored enough to give it a look.